Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!