Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why couldn't the pony speak clearly?

He was a little hoarse.

What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Mime Jokes More Mime Jokes

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.