What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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It's not there.

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Because he's black

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What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.