What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow Balls

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What do you call a canadian enchilada?

A centimeter-alada

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

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What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.