What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

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What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.

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What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

What is the common trait between men and snow?

You don't know how many centimeters you'll get, neither how long will it last.