They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.
Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.
Tires need changing too you know!
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.
A woman with a towel fetish
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
It Blyats.
GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!
