What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

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What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"