What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

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What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

What's a Russian leader's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"