What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What noise does a nut make when it has a cold?

CASHEWW!