What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

What is the most painful Russian dance?

Tchaikovsky's .

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

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What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.