What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happened to the tasty noun?

Verbatim.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

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Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.