What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

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Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.