How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

Why is there music coming out of your printer?

That will be the paper jamming again!"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat