How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Splat Jokes More Splat Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat