What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !