What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

A frog in my blender

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How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !