What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman?

A liar