What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.