What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

Claim Jokes More Claim Jokes

What do you call the kids claiming "We don't need no education"?

Comfortably Dumb

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

Cougar Jokes More Cougar Jokes

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Liar Jokes More Liar Jokes

What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman?

A liar

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.