What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.