They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
She uses a perfect son.
Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
