Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
I have to walk home alone"
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
The screen stays black when you check the time.
Please wait...
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Reddit already. Downvote.
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."
A swipe and wipe.
He wiped his bum.