Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

What form of humor do Dentists find most offensive?

Plaqueface

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)