Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)