You can sense his presents.
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."
When she can't find her pencil and there is a tampon behind her ear.
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
An accountant without the sense of humour.