How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.