Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

What did (x) say to (x)?

A: (Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"