What to you call a Russian flea ?

A Moscow-ito !

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Why is Quicksilver so fast?

Because he's Russian

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.