Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Identify Jokes More Identify Jokes

How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!