How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

Where did Sadam Hussein keep his CD collection?

In Iraq.

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How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.