How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher