How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What's the national bird of Iraq?

The drone.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What country do I live?

Iran