Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

Poor Self Image Jokes More Poor Self Image Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.