Because people cry when they get onions naked.
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
The Soviet Onion
What a creep.
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.
Onions" was his dog... D:
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.
