Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Poor Self Image Jokes More Poor Self Image Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.