Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

How is a hailstone like an onion?

They are both whitish and have layers

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.