What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

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What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

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