What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

Onion Jokes More Onion Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.