How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend?

Disoriented.