What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Who's that running?

Not Tom

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Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.