What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...