What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read