What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)