What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

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Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.