When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the mexican get on his SAT's?

Taco crumbs

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.