What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"