What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.