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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Hi Jack!
A zip.
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
I'm not Willie Nelson."
Are you ticklish?"
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
Accidentally hit submit before you
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because it means urine trouble
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
The guest of honor always shows up late!
The punch lines.
You have to drop da bomb on her twice
Being black.
I'm not Willy Nelson
I forgot
Leave a plunger in the toilet
A condom
It never ends.
They wine too much.
Going to Thailand with your own children
The rest of her is cold too.
They fight back.
She won't swallow
Finding a plane in your field.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
You think you've got AIDS
Your parents would know!
It doesn't just happen the once.
Your family has impeccable taste.
faint
Failing to get away.
Trying to look upset.
It's counterproductive
A SURprise party!!
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor
Leave the plunger in the toilet
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
The food!
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
the taste!
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
The punch line.
getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
A horoscope.
You remind me of someone
You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
Neighbor
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Look ma, no hands!"
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
Don't touch this.
A shootout.
Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
The teachers tend to Babylon.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Poverty
They both lose pounds really fast.
It means urine business.
Drummers
Kilometery Cyrus
A whambulance
a segreGATOR
Good buy.
Papal
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
