What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

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Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.