What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

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What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

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What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

What do you call a doctor who is always available?

An oncallogist.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.