What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the p is silent

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Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!