Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
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They're trying to destroy the evidence.
mom's 44th question
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
It's driving me nuts!"
They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).
Because she has two faces.
A: It swells at night.
She was all dressed up with no place to go!
Because her pee is silent.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese