Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

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How is this grilling you?

mom's 44th question

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

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Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?