What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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What deity has the worst teeth?

Tartarus

Why is 4840 square yards like a bad tooth ?

Because it is an acre.