What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!