Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.