Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

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Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

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Where can a hand refuel its car?

At a fist pump.

Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious?

Vin Diesel