What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you