What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the medical term for owning too many dogs?

A rover-dose

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.