What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

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Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Sniper Rifle Jokes More Sniper Rifle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you call a Scottsman with a sniper rifle?

Fiction.