How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What kind of car does a ghost drive?

A boogati!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"