How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

Sticker Jokes More Sticker Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)