What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

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What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.