What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.