What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.