What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.