What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"