Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine