Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Atm Machine Jokes More Atm Machine Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"