What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

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What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

What is the temperature of a ton-ton?

Luke warm

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature?

Lukewarm. I'll show myself out.