What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.