What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

A: He gets Tenyear.

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How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe