How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

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Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor :)

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !