How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

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Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died

How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

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How do pirates sing the ABC's?

abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"