What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"