What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"