What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.