What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

because it provides cavity protection

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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

What do you call a girl with anorexia and a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

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What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!