What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

How do you use calculus in real life?

You integrate it

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!