What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

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What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!