What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!