What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.