What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning