What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

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What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.