Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.