What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

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What are Turkish cattle best known for?

Mootiny.

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)