What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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What happens when a dragon vapes?

Chemtrails.

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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What do you call a theft by a stumbling person?

A lumberjack.

What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.