What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Micheal Jackson Jokes More Micheal Jackson Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...