What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

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What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.