What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Shoot for the Tsars.

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What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.

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Molar opposites.

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How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

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The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.