How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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Wheeeeeee!

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I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.