How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Racists dont like to be enlightened.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.