How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What do you say to someone riding a stoned horse?

Get off your high horse.

Single File Jokes More Single File Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.