How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

20 Jokes More 20 Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

3000 Jokes More 3000 Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

Himher Jokes More Himher Jokes

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized