What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar